never play flip cup with pint glasses
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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