This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Farmville is her only friend.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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