At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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