Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
dude. I can hear the air.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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