1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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