well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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