My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Randomize
