you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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