Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I think I am morally bankrupt
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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