Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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