Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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