Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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