I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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