i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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