the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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