HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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