he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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