i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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