I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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