Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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