I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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