He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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