Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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