Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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