let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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