so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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