we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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