You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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