You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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