the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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