Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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