So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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