i will never coherently bang her
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
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