let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I still have a little drunk in my system
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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