69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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