Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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