your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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