if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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