I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Randomize
