The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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