just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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