no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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