You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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