you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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