You just made me feel so damn special
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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