Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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