The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Let the clothes fall where they may.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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