No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
it's like iHOP with fire
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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