i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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