You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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