No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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