bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Randomize
