dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
