is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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