there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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