I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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