There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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