Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Randomize
