He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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