Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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